Guilty as charged. My wretched, gilded life as it is. 
But my friend from Boston named Bob, I do have my chosen favorites that have found a home. I don't think any of the older ones would get repaired if needed but they have found a home. They become desk ornaments or paper weights. A door stop or two. 
My first F1n still lives with me and just got a $200 dollar C&C. It and I went through some pretty tough times. One deadly blizzard in Colorado but that is a story for another time.
I keep the 1D and 1D Mk IIn because they aren't worth the effort to sell them! Missed it. The 1Ds sold. The 1D Mk III sold. And the 1D Mk II given away to a guy that is in hog heaven over it. He loves it.
So it is...........
