Xi Jinping was on his balcony during the early morning, admiring all that Beijing has become. He inhaled a sweet breath of fresh Beijing air and looked to the East to see the sun smiling down. 'Hello, Sun", said Xi Jinping. The sun replied "Hello Glorious Leader, the architect of a grand Communist Utopia. Best wishes leading your already prosperous nation". Xing Jinping, despite his delight, remembered he had an upcoming meeting to attend. He thanked the Sun and left.
As the day approached an end, an exhausted Xing Jinping returned to his office and reflected on the day. He strolled back onto his balcony and looked West towards a beautiful sunset, hoping to fish more praise he said, "good evening Sun."
The Sun candidly responded, Screw You, I'm in the West now.
Two Southern Bells are out enjoying a sunset walk and admiring the scenery, when they come across a man taking photographs. The man, being awestruck at the beauty of the two ladies, asks if he can take their picture with the setting sun in the background. The ladies discuss the idea and eventually agree. The photographer begins setting up his tripod and adjusting his camera. One of the ladies asks, 'What is he doing?" The other replies, in a thick Southern drawl, "He's going to focus." Then the first says, "Both of us?"
