Golden Eagles sometimes yeet themselves off cliffs on purpose. Not to hunt, not to fight, and not to impress a mate. Just to vibe. They'll grab a stick, fly high, drop it, dive after it, catch it, and do it again like some kind of a feathered Labrador with a death wish. Scientist call it "play behaviour." I call it "extreme fetch." They have also been documented stealing food from foxes by swooping in, kicking the fox in the face, and leaving with the prize like a medieval tax collector. The fox is left standing there like: "bro."
